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Bitcoin Penis Mug – Funny Crypto Bro Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Funny Bitcoin Penis Mug – Crypto Bro Gift

Crypto-themed phallic shapes stamped with Bitcoin branding — the financial instrument no bank will acknowledge. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Birthday Gift Funny Gift Novelty Gift

Bitcoin Penis Mug – mints a new kind of token: coin-shaped objects stamped with the Bitcoin B that happen to be extremely phallic. The humour is in the convergence of two things people get very excited about.

A birthday gift for the crypto bro with a self-deprecating side, or the mug for anyone who has ever been lectured about blockchain and wanted to respond visually.

To the moon. Sort of. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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