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Space Wizard Penis Mug – Sci-Fi Parody Gift

Sci-fi wizard characters reimagined as penises — the anatomy parody tribute. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Space Wizard Penis Mug – recreates iconic sci-fi characters in full anatomical form: each character has their distinctive silhouette, costuming and prop, all rendered in cartoon penis style.

A sci-fi fan gift that works on multiple levels, a bachelorette party conversation piece, or a collector item for anyone who appreciates the conceptual effort behind this crossover.

The saga continues. On your mug. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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