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Flower Blossom Vulva Art Mug – Cute Rude Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Cute Flower Blossom Vulva Mug – Rude Gift

Flower blossoms where the centre is a vulva — the garden anatomy mug where you have to look twice. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

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US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Flower Blossom Vulva Mug – draws each flower with a vulva shape at its centre. The botanical style is confident; the anatomy is in the detail and unmistakable once noticed.

A body-positive gift for the garden lover, a bachelorette buy that leans pretty, or a mug for anyone who wants their anatomy art to smell of roses.

The birds and the bees. The flowers specifically. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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