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Floral Boobs Mug – Botanical Body Positive Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Floral Boob Mug – Botanical Body Positive Gift

Boobs and blooms in a body-positive allover pattern — colourful, cartoonish and cheerfully explicit. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Body Positive Gift

Floral Boob Mug – fills the mug with a repeating pattern of cartoon boobs interspersed with flower motifs. Diverse in shape and size, the design leans body-positive with a Pardon My Bits edge.

The gift for the friend who loves floral prints but wants them with more personality. Also excellent for bachelorette parties that want something celebratory rather than shocking.

Flora and boobs, coexisting peacefully. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug, boob art mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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