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Floral Vulva Mug – Minimal Body Positive Gift

Vulvas with flowers growing from them — the botanical anatomy mug where nature and body art overlap. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift Body Positive Gift

Floral Vulva Mug – pairs vulva illustrations with floral detail: flowers bloom from and around the anatomy in a pattern that is both explicitly adult and genuinely decorative.

A body-positive gift that leans botanical, a bachelorette buy that works aesthetically, or a mug for the person who wants their anatomy art beautiful.

Bloom. Literally. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug, vagina art mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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