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Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Funny Mum Sorry For Ruining Your Boob Mug – Mother’s Day…

“Mum, sorry for ruining your boobs” — a Mother’s Day card that Hallmark will never print. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Perfect for:
Birthday Gift Mothers Day Gift Novelty Gift

Mum Boob Mug – pairs the phrase with a cartoon boob illustration and delivers something that is both genuinely funny and oddly heartfelt, in the Pardon My Bits way.

The Mother’s Day gift for the mum who would laugh at this, or the adult child who wants to acknowledge the sacrifice with humour rather than carnations.

Ruder than a card. More memorable than flowers. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug, funny boobs mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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