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Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Cheeky Classic Penis Mug – Anatomy Art Gift

The classic penis mug — cartoon anatomy in a clean allover pattern, without ceremony or excuse. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Classic Penis Mug – covers the surface in classic illustrated penises: various sizes, drawn in clean cartoon style, repeated across the full mug without any seasonal or thematic dressing.

A bachelorette party staple, a gag gift for the person who would actually use it, or the go-to when you want something that does exactly what it says on the tin.

The original. No notes. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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