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Pastel Vulva Art Mug – Cute Adults Only Gift - primary mug mockup
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Cute Pastel Vulva Mug – Adults Only Gift

Pastel coloured vulva illustrations in circles — cute, clinical and completely adults-only. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Birthday Gift

Pastel Vulva Mug – presents vulva art in soft pastel palette inside neat circular frames. The illustration style is almost scientific; the subject matter is completely explicit.

A body-positive gift that leans aesthetic, a bachelorette buy for the pastel-loving crowd, or a mug for anyone who thinks anatomy should come in mint and blush.

Clinical but not cold. Pastel but not innocent. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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