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Summer Penis Mug – Cheeky Beach Vacation Gift - primary mug mockup
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Cheeky Summer Penis Mug – Beach Vacation Gift

Beach party penises — sun, waves, flip-flops and explicit anatomy for the holiday season. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Summer Gift

Summer Penis Mug – takes the anatomy to the beach: sunglasses, waves, ice creams and cartoon penises populate a bright summery allover pattern in holiday colours.

A summer bachelorette essential, a holiday gift for the beach house, or a sun-season purchase for anyone who wants their summer accessories consistently themed.

Summer, confirmed. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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