Printed unisex crewneck: Gildan 18000
50% cotton / 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric
Black, Irish Green or Red
Sizes S–5XL; use the size guide to choose your fit
Required custom text, up to 60 characters, included in the price
Made to order; photo wording is an example
Product details

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater with a Naughty Twist

Looking for an ugly Christmas sweater that’s anything but ordinary? This naughty Christmas sweatshirt features a bright green Christmas tree decorated with colourful baubles, golden stars and cheeky vulva-shaped ornaments. Look closer and you’ll discover festive little details, including bows, holly, candy canes and more. It’s a hilariously inappropriate take on traditional Christmas decorations.

Whether you’re dressing up for an ugly Christmas sweater party, shopping for a funny Secret Santa gift or planning a White Elephant gift exchange, this cheeky design is guaranteed to get noticed. Perfect for adults who love dirty jokes, playful humour and Christmas outfits that refuse to behave.

Personalize Your Ugly Christmas Sweater

Your custom text is required and included in the price. The “Merry Clitmas” wording shown in the product photos is just an example, not automatically printed text. Keep the original joke, add a name, create your own naughty Christmas message or come up with something completely unique. The illustrated Christmas tree and its ornaments stay exactly the same.

  • Enter your custom text (up to 60 characters, including spaces).
  • Want the wording shown in the photos? Simply enter “Merry Clitmas” in the personalization field.
  • Check spelling, punctuation and capitalization carefully. We print exactly what you enter.
  • No design proof is sent before production. Changes cannot be made once production begins.

Ugly Christmas Sweater Details

  • Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck sweatshirt.
  • 50% cotton and 50% polyester pre-shrunk fabric.
  • Soft air-jet spun yarn for comfortable everyday wear.
  • Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem with durable double-needle stitching.
  • Available in Black, Irish Green and Red.
  • Sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
  • Made to order. Delivery estimates and final shipping costs depend on the destination.

Please note: This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt. It’s designed for the fun and festive ugly Christmas sweater tradition, but the garment itself is a sweatshirt, not a knitted sweater. The artwork features adult anatomical humour.

Need help choosing your fit or creating the perfect holiday message? Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and personalization guide. See our shipping information and returns and claims policy before ordering.

Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide →

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