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This Pussy Won’t Lick Itself Mug – Explicit Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

This Pussy Won’t Lick Itself Mug – Explicit Adult Humor Gift

“This pussy won’t lick itself” — illustrated with body art and zero tolerance for ambiguity. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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This Pussy Won’t Lick Itself Mug – pairs the phrase with confident vulva illustration in a design that is explicit in both text and image. The tone is empowering; the content is completely adults-only.

A bachelorette party gift, a self-love statement mug, or a present for the friend who believes in asking for what she wants with clarity.

She has a point. A printed vulva mug — vagina mug, funny vagina mug, rude vagina mug, novelty vagina mug. We use them all. Personalised, dishwasher-safe, and designed to sit on a shelf without shame.

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