A Christmas boob sweatshirt with bows in all the right places

Two simple white breast outlines, two bright red bows and a sprig of holly on each: this Christmas boob sweatshirt keeps the festive joke clean and easy to spot. The artwork is a fixed design, with no sample wording or personalization field.

Wear this cheeky crewneck to an adults-only Christmas gathering, or wrap it up as a playful Secret Santa gift for someone who appreciates a little anatomical humour. The classic unisex fit works for men and women; use the size guide to choose your fit.

The design

• Minimal white breast outlines with red Christmas ribbons and green holly.
• A printed design, with no loose ribbons or attached decorations.
• Fixed artwork: no custom text is needed or included.
• This listing is for one sweatshirt.

About the sweatshirt

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This is a printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the festive style. The artwork is intended for adults.

For Christmas gifts, order early: production and delivery can take longer during the festive rush. Delivery estimates are not guarantees; shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout. Read our Christmas sweatshirt size guide for help with fit; this particular design does not require custom wording.