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Christmas Anatomy Icons Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift

Christmas icons reimagined as both penises and vulvas — wreaths, bells and baubles with an anatomy upgrade. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

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Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift Secret Santa Gift

Christmas Anatomy Icons Mug – takes every classic Christmas icon and redraws it in both penis and vulva form: wreaths, jingle bells, stockings and Santa hats, all anatomically specific.

The most explicit Secret Santa option in this collection, a Christmas bachelorette centrepiece, or a gift for anyone who finds the standard Christmas iconography too innocent.

Season’s greetings, anatomically complete. A printed anatomy mug — penises and vulvas, both. Dick mug, vagina mug? Yes to both. Personalised, flat-print, dishwasher-safe.

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