A Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater with 6 Festive Boob Designs

Who says Christmas sweaters have to be innocent? This funny ugly Christmas sweater puts a cheeky twist on holiday fashion with playful boob illustrations dressed up for the festive season. Choose from six Christmas-inspired designs featuring snowflakes, stars, colourful lights, Santa hats, bows and holly.

Whether you’re heading to an ugly Christmas sweater party, looking for a naughty Secret Santa gift or planning a hilarious White Elephant exchange, this sweatshirt is made for adults who enjoy a little inappropriate holiday humour.

Choose Your Favourite Christmas Boob Design

One sweatshirt, six festive styles! Pick the design that matches your sense of humour:

• Style 1: Snowflakes.
• Style 2: Stars.
• Style 3: Hanging Christmas lights.
• Style 4: A string of festive lights.
• Style 5: Santa hats.
• Style 6: Red bows and holly.

The main product photo shows Style 6. Check the six-style guide in the gallery to see all available designs before ordering.

Make It Yours – Optional Custom Text

Want to add your own naughty Christmas message, funny holiday phrase or personalized wording? You can! Custom text is optional, so you can keep the original artwork without any additional writing or make it uniquely yours.

How to order:

1. Choose your sweatshirt colour and size.
2. Browse the six designs in the product gallery.
3. Enter your chosen style number (1–6) in the personalization field. This step is required.
4. If you’d like custom text, include your exact wording and any specific instructions.

Examples: “Style 6, no text” or “Style 2, text: Merry Christmas”.

Please check your selection, spelling and instructions carefully. No design proof is sent before production, and changes cannot be made once production begins.

Sweatshirt Details

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck sweatshirt.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Soft air-jet spun yarn for comfortable everyday wear.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem with durable double-needle stitching.
• Available in Black, Irish Green and Red.
• Sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. Delivery estimates and shipping costs depend on your destination.

Please note: This listing includes one printed crewneck sweatshirt featuring your selected design. The festive decorations are printed illustrations, not physical accessories. Although designed for ugly Christmas sweater parties, this is a sweatshirt, not a knitted jumper. The artwork contains adult anatomical humour.

Need help choosing your fit or wording? Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and personalization guide. See our shipping information and returns and claims policy before ordering.