Skip to content
Gingerbread Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Cookie Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Rude Gingerbread Penis Mug – Christmas Cookie Gift

Gingerbread cookies shaped like penises — the festive bake that no oven produced accidentally. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
Share
Perfect for:
Bachelorette Gift Christmas Gift

Gingerbread Penis Mug – trades the classic human-shaped cookie for a penis-shaped one, complete with icing, sugar detail and gingerbread colouring. The festive texture makes it both better and worse.

A Secret Santa that references actual baking, a Christmas party gift, or a present for the person who makes novelty biscuits and wants the mug to match.

Straight from the naughty list bakery. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

More bits worth a smirk

Join the rude little list.

New drops, tiny chaos, gift ideas, and jokes we probably shouldn’t put on the homepage.

No spam. We have standards. Low ones, but still.