Printed unisex crewneck: Gildan 18000
50% cotton / 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric
Black, Irish Green or Red
Sizes S–5XL; use the size guide to choose your fit
Required custom text, up to 60 characters, included in the price
Made to order; photo wording is an example
Product details

Santa has a rather unusual delivery route.

Santa and his reindeer fly across a star-filled sky while a trail of cheeky vulva-themed presents tumbles below the sleigh. A crescent moon, colourful wrapping and festive bows turn the scene into a Christmas delivery with a difference. Your own wording goes above the artwork, ready to introduce the surprise.

This personalized ugly Christmas sweater is made for adults who enjoy a dirty joke. Wear it to an adults-only Christmas party, or choose it as a cheeky Secret Santa gift or White Elephant surprise. The classic unisex fit works for men and women; check the size guide to choose your fit.

Your custom text is included

Personalization is required and included in the price. The words in the photos are examples, not a fixed part of the design. Enter the sample phrase yourself if you want the same wording, or choose your own name, message or festive punchline.

  • Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
  • Check spelling, punctuation and capitalization: we print the text you enter.
  • The illustrated design stays the same; your words replace the sample wording above it.
  • No proof is sent before production. Text cannot be changed once production begins.

About the sweatshirt

  • Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
  • 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
  • Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
  • Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
  • Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style. The artwork is intended for adults.

Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide for help with fit and custom text. For Christmas gifts, order early: production and delivery may take longer during the festive rush. Delivery estimates are not guarantees; shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout.

Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide →

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Selected historical reviews that mention sweatshirts, from our previous Etsy shop. These reviews are not linked to this specific design.

“Absolutely hilarious ugly sweater, I got SO MANY compliments!”

KatelynnEtsy customer ·

“Very fast shipping. Perfect for our "Naughty Sweater" Christmas Party. Thanks so much.”

TraceyEtsy customer ·

“This amazing sweater won me 1st place at my Christmas holiday sweater party!!! Love it!”

RobinEtsy customer ·

“The sweater quality and customization exceeded my expectations. Fast shipping and bright vibrant sweater. I would purchase from this seller again.”

EbonyEtsy customer ·

“My Friend had me order this for a funny xmas present. A good quality sweatshirt and a good laugh.”

TyEtsy customer ·

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