A little festive spirit for every body.

Penis and vulva illustrations share the spotlight in this colourful Christmas line-up. Santa hats, candy-cane stripes, a wreath, holly and fairy lights give each anatomical character its own festive outfit. Add your own name, message or holiday joke above the artwork to make this mixed-bits design yours.

This personalized ugly Christmas sweater is made for adults who enjoy a dirty joke. Wear it to an adults-only Christmas party, or choose it as a cheeky Secret Santa gift or White Elephant surprise. The classic unisex fit works for men and women; check the size guide to choose your fit.

Your custom text is included

Personalization is required and included in the price. The words in the photos are examples, not a fixed part of the design. Enter the sample phrase yourself if you want the same wording, or choose your own name, message or festive punchline.

• Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
• Check spelling, punctuation and capitalization: we print the text you enter.
• The illustrated design stays the same; your words replace the sample wording above it.
• No proof is sent before production. Text cannot be changed once production begins.

About the sweatshirt

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style. The artwork is intended for adults.

Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide for help with fit and custom text. For Christmas gifts, order early: production and delivery may take longer during the festive rush. Delivery estimates are not guarantees; shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout.