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Christmas Bauble Boobs Mug – Rude Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup
Spice level: Rude-ish

Open in: girls’ night, birthdays, group chats.

Maybe not: your boss’s retirement lunch.

Rude Christmas Bauble Boob Mug – Secret Santa Gift

Christmas baubles that are also, very clearly, a pair of boobs — the festive anatomy mug your tree deserves a match for. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
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Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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Christmas Bauble Boob Mug – turns the classic glass ornament into a cheeky anatomy joke. Each bauble is a pair of boobs decorated with ribbons, glitter and festive colour.

A dead cert for a rude Secret Santa, a Christmas bachelorette party, or anyone whose tree already skews a little NSFW.

Festive enough for December. Rude enough to be remembered. A printed boob mug — tit mug, tits mug, funny tit mug, novelty boob mug. We answer to all of them. Flat-print, dishwasher-safe, personalised with your text.

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