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St Patrick’s Penis Mug – Rude Pub Party Gift - primary mug mockup
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Open in: private gifts, hen party chaos, loud friend circles.

Maybe not: anywhere with parents, children, or HR.

Rude St Patrick’s Penis Mug – Pub Party Gift

St. Patrick’s Day penises — shamrocks, green hats and anatomy for the most explicitly enhanced pub crawl of the year. Printed, not pottery — dishwasher-safe and built to last. Personalised with a name or message at no extra cost.

Price range: $19.95 through $22.95

Personalize it

Add the name, title, or tiny insult you want printed if you want this personalized.

Optional. Keep it short. Make it count.

Max 60 characters. We’re funny, not printing a novel.

Made to order | Processed in 2–5 business days
US Standard shipping $6.99 | 3–5 business days after dispatch
Tracking details sent after dispatch
Secure checkout | EU 2–7 business days after dispatch
Giftable, easy to send, and ready to cause a tiny scene.
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St. Patrick’s Day Penis Mug – sends cartoon penises through the full Irish holiday kit: shamrocks, green top hats, Guinness pints and lucky clover in a dense seasonal pattern.

A St. Paddy’s party gift, a pub crawl essential mug, or a present for anyone who celebrates the holiday with maximum enthusiasm and minimum inhibition.

Wearing the green. And the explicit. A printed penis mug — dick mug, dick coffee mug, funny dick mug, novelty penis mug. Same thing. Personalised with your text and built to be dishwasher-safe.

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