One tree. Every body invited.

A Christmas tree with more body parts than branches. This personalized ugly Christmas sweater arranges colourful anatomical illustrations into a festive tree, so the joke gets better the closer you look. Add your own words above it and bring your particular brand of festive spirit.

Looking for a funny Christmas sweater for men or women? The classic unisex fit works for an adults-only Christmas party, a cheeky Secret Santa gift or a White Elephant exchange where everyone enjoys a dirty joke. Choose Black, Irish Green or Red in sizes S–5XL.

Your custom text is included

Personalization is required and included in the price. The photos show All I want for Christmas as example wording. It is not printed automatically. Enter those exact words if you want the same phrase, or choose your own name, message or festive punchline.

• Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
• Check spelling, punctuation and capitalization: we print the text you enter.
• The illustrated design stays the same; your words replace the sample wording above it.
• No proof is sent before production. Text cannot be changed once production begins.

About the sweatshirt

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style. The artwork is intended for adults with a sense of humour about anatomical illustrations.

Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide for help with fit, custom text and delivery. Shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout.