An ugly Christmas sweater for the person with a very naughty wish list.

Wrapped presents, Christmas stockings and a few things Santa definitely did not put on the nice list. This personalized ugly Christmas sweater features colourful penis illustrations tucked into festive gifts. Add your own words above the artwork: the wrapping is tasteful, the contents less so.

A funny Christmas sweater for men and women who share a dirty joke, this unisex crewneck brings excellent bad taste to an adults-only holiday party. It also makes a personal Secret Santa or White Elephant gift for a friend who knows exactly what they are unwrapping.

Custom text is included

Personalization is required. Photos show example wording such as All I want for Christmas, Merry Christmas! and Christmas Gift List. These words are not included automatically. Enter the exact text you want, or choose your own name, festive message or short punchline.

• Up to 60 characters, including spaces.
• Check spelling, punctuation and capitalization: we print your text.
• The illustrated gift design stays the same; your wording replaces the sample.
• No proof is sent before production. Text cannot be changed once production begins.

About your Christmas sweatshirt

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Prices vary by size.
• Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This naughty Christmas sweater is one printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The anatomical artwork is intended for adults: save it for a gift exchange where the joke will land.

Need help picking a size or phrase? Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and custom-text guide. Delivery depends on your destination; shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout.