A bag of dicks. Finally, a Christmas gift list with range.

This personalized ugly Christmas sweater puts a sack of illustrated penises front and centre. Add your own words above the artwork and bring a little excellent bad taste to the festive dress code. Santa has a sack. Yours just has more personality.

Looking for a funny Christmas sweater for men or women? This unisex printed crewneck is made for an adults-only Christmas party, a cheeky Secret Santa gift or a White Elephant exchange where everyone is in on the joke. Choose Black, Irish Green or Red in sizes S–5XL.

Your words, your questionable decision

Custom text is required and included in the price. Photos show sample wording such as All I want for Christmas and Merry Christmas!. It is not added automatically. Enter the exact phrase you want, including punctuation, or write your own name, message or punchline.

• Enter up to 60 characters, including spaces.
• Check spelling and capitalization: we print the text you enter.
• The illustrated sack design stays the same; your words replace the example text.
• No proof is sent before production. Text cannot be changed once production begins.

The sweatshirt behind the bad taste

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. Use the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The naughty Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style. Adult anatomical humour: best given to someone whose sense of humour you already know.

Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and custom-text guide for fit, wording and delivery advice. Shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout.