Holly balls. That escalated festively.

Two cheeky ornaments, red bows and green holly: just enough Christmas spirit to make a perfectly innocent outfit deeply questionable. This ugly Christmas sweater keeps the joke simple, with a pair of illustrated testicle-shaped decorations placed across the chest.

Looking for a funny Christmas sweater for men or women? The classic unisex fit works for an adults-only Christmas party, a cheeky Secret Santa gift or a White Elephant exchange where everyone enjoys a dirty joke. Choose Black, Irish Green or Red in sizes S–5XL.

A finished design, ready to wear

This is a fixed illustrated design with no printed wording and no text personalization. The two holly-trimmed ornaments are the whole joke. Choose your colour and size; the artwork stays as shown.

A good option for someone who prefers their Christmas outfit a little simpler, while keeping the humour decidedly grown-up. Check that the recipient will enjoy the anatomical joke before making it their festive surprise.

About the sweatshirt

• Gildan 18000 classic-fit unisex crewneck.
• 50% cotton and 50% polyester; pre-shrunk fabric.
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel.
• Rib-knit collar, cuffs and hem; double-needle stitching.
• Black, Irish Green or Red; sizes S–5XL. Price varies by size.
• Made to order. Check the size guide before choosing your fit.

This listing is for one printed crewneck sweatshirt, rather than a knitted jumper. The ugly Christmas sweater wording describes the holiday style. The artwork is intended for adults with a sense of humour about anatomical illustrations.

Read our Christmas sweatshirt size and wording guide for help with fit and delivery. Shipping and applicable tax are confirmed at checkout.