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New Arrivals

See the latest additions to the shop, from printed mugs to custom-text apparel. Each product page shows its current options and personalization format, so check those details before choosing a new design.

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Black crewneck sweatshirt laid flat with ten festive penis illustrations and sample 'All I want for Christmas' text.

Personalized Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Penis Art

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Space Wizard Christmas Penis Mug – Naughty Sci-Fi Parody Gift - primary mug mockup

Space Wizard Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Design

From $22.95Bold Bits

Colorful Christmas bauble and penis pattern printed on a personalized Pickle Bits penis mug by Pardon My Bits.

Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Baubles

From $22.95Bold Bits

Valentine’s Penis Mug – Funny Couple Gift - primary mug mockup

Valentine’s Penis Mug: Hearts and Romance Pattern

From $22.95Bold Bits

Halloween Penis Mug – Spooky Rude Party Gift - primary mug mockup

Halloween Mug: Spooky Penis Pattern

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Halloween Costume Penis Mug – Spooky Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Halloween Mug: Naughty Penis Costumes

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Vegetable Penis Mug – Rude Food Lover Gift - primary mug mockup

Vegetable Penis Mug: Cheeky Produce Pattern

From $22.95Safe-ish

Wiener Bun Penis Mug – Cheeky Couple Food Pun Gift - primary mug mockup

Wiener Mug: You’re the Only Wiener for My Bun

From $22.95Safe-ish

Unicorn Penis Mug – Magical Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Unicorn Penis Mug: Cheeky Fantasy Pattern

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Ugly Sweater Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Sweater Pattern

From $22.95Rude-ish

Thanksgiving Penis Mug – Rude Friendsgiving Gift - primary mug mockup

Thanksgiving Penis Mug: Autumn Food Pattern

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Taco Penis Mug – Cheeky Couple Food Pun Gift - primary mug mockup

Taco Mug: You’re the Only Meat for My Taco

From $22.95Safe-ish

Summer Penis Mug – Cheeky Beach Vacation Gift - primary mug mockup

Summer Penis Mug: Beach Holiday Pattern

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St Patrick’s Penis Mug – Rude Pub Party Gift - primary mug mockup

St Patrick’s Penis Mug: Shamrocks and Green Hats

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Space Wizard Penis Mug – Sci-Fi Parody Gift - primary mug mockup

Space Wizard Penis Mug: Sci-Fi Character Parody

From $22.95Bold Bits

Space Penis Mug – Funny Sci-Fi Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Space Penis Mug: Aliens and Cosmic Illustrations

From $22.95Bold Bits

Solo Play Penis Mug – Explicit Adult Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Solo Play Penis Mug: Adults-Only Hand Pattern

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Snow Globe Penis Mug – Naughty Secret Santa Gift - primary mug mockup

Snow Globe Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Art

From $22.95Bold Bits

Snack Penis Mug – Rude Food Lover Gift - primary mug mockup

Snack Penis Mug: Funny Fast Food Illustrations

From $22.95Rude-ish

Santa Penis Mug – Naughty Holiday Humor Gift - primary mug mockup

Santa Christmas Mug: Naughty Penis Characters

From $22.95Bold Bits

Eat A Bag Of Dicks Penis Mug – Rude Christmas Gift - primary mug mockup

Eat a Bag of Dicks Christmas Mug

From $22.95Bold Bits

Raw Anatomy Penis Mug – Explicit Adult Novelty Gift - primary mug mockup

Penis Mug: Detailed Anatomy Illustration Pattern

From $22.95Bold Bits

Rainbow Pride Penis Mug – Cheeky LGBTQ Gift - primary mug mockup

Rainbow Pride Penis Mug: Celebration Pattern

From $22.95Bold Bits

Rainbow Mini Penis Mug – Colorful Pride Gift - primary mug mockup

Rainbow Penis Mug: Mini Anatomy Repeat

From $22.95Bold Bits

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Botanical mischief.

Blooms, butterflies, and a little anatomy.

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Bad Taste Café.

Coffee, snacks, and questionable cravings.

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Every Body.

Silhouettes, line art, and a little body positivity.

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